Amusing Quotes

 

The less things change, the more things remain the same.

-Sicilian proverb-

Experience teaches you to recognize a mistake when you have made it again

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Bad spellers of the world, untite!

-Graffito-

Stay with me: I want to be alone

-Joey Adams-

Warning to All Employees

Firings will continue until morale improves

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Today, I scored high on my drug test

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Coincidences are spiritual puns

-G.K. Chesteron-

You’ve always made the mistake of being  yourself

-Eugene Ionesco-

Hello! I lied

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When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people.

-Seneca-

There are two kinds of complainers, men and women.

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Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

-Plato-

 If  I had to do it all over again, I would do it all over you

-Abe Burrows-

Nonviolence is fine as long as it works

-Malcom X-

If you choke a smurf ,what color will it turn into?

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Half of analysis is anal.

-Marty Indik-

 Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can’t see anything wrong with each other.

-Rene Yasenek-

Outside every slender woman is a fat man trying to get in.

-Whitehorn-

I speak confusion

-Allan Bautista-

Keep the Dream Alive.  Hit the snooze button.

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